Dates

Here's a conversation that I had with Sierra while looking at dried fruit in the grocery store. . .

"Mom, what are dates for?"

"They're for eating. Their really good."

"Eww. Grose. I don't want to be eaten!"

"That's right, if you go on a date you might get eaten."

"I'm never going on a date, ever!"

"I'm sure your dad would be happy to hear that."

"Dates are bad."

"Yes dear."